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hiccuptherunt:

justanotherrotgfreak:

sadieyuki:

precarioussanity:

lovelyandnumb:

youarethesentinels:

xjalfoy:

Potterheads wake up from their nap in front of their common room’s fireplace with a half finished potions essay in front of them.
Whovians are woken up jolted from the captains seat while the TARDIS spins out of control and the Doctor flipping over the TARDIS controls.
Supernatural fans wake up on Bobby’s couch. Dean, Sam and Bobby just got news about a hunt and are about to call Cas for assistance.
Fringe fans wake up to tell Walter, Olivia and Peter about their experiences in the alternate reality.
Hangover fans wake up to find themselves in a completely fucked up situation in a trashed hotel room.
Gleeks wake up to find themselves sleeping in spanish class while Mr Shue drones on in spanish.
Torchwood fans wake up in the hub because of the loud make out session that Jack is having with Ianto in his office.
True Blood fans wake up buried underground, thirsting for blood.
Percy Jackson fans wake up to a new day of Demigod activities at Camp Half Blood.
The Hunger Games fans wake up… in the Hunger Games. The gamekeepers decided to fuck with them.
Pretty Little Liars fans wake up to the sound of a text message from A.
Gossip Girl fans wake up to Chuck, Dan and Nate in their bed. Oh yeaaaaaa.
Aiden Grimshaw fans wake up to being presidents of the Awesome People Party~
lord of the rings fans wake up in the shire on bilbo’s birthday and steal gandalf’s fireworks with merry and pippin.
trekkies wake up aboard the enterprise, preparing for alpha shift, tugging their respective tunics over their heads.
the legend of zelda fans wake up in hyrule, taking a break from their quest to sleep beneath a tree with epona.
psych fans wake up in the psych headquarters, wondering where their pineapple went.
the pacific fans wake up on peleliu. they’re surely fucked now.
buffy the vampire slayer fans wake up in the magic box before a hunt with buffy.
bioshock fans wake up in rapture, lying next to a splicer with a big daddy approaching.
Inception fans oh wait
X-Men fans wake up and realize they’re five minutes late to Professor X’s lecture on genetics.
Sherlock fans wake up on the couch at 221B Baker Street to Sherlock saying “obviously” and John cooking breakfast.
Starkid fans wake up on a distant planet surrounded by bugs… grody. Or maybe they wake up in Joey Richter’s bed. it’s not like anyone would complain
Portal fans wake up in the Enrichment Centre to Wheatley telling them they might have a minor case of eh… serious brain damage.
Avatar: TLA fans wake up to the yells of the Gaang, saying they have to get up and hop on Appa since those dangerous ladies are chasing them again.
Fullmetal Alchemist fans wake up… because someone said ‘short’ in Edward Elric’s presence. And fuck, sleeping is kinda hard with a shrimp of an alchemist yelling “WHO DID YOU CALL A PIPSQUEAK SO SMALL YOU WOULDN’T SEE HIM WITH A MICROSCOPE?!”
Sanctuary Fans wake up to an abnormal loose in the Sanctaury and Helen Magnus handing you a stun gun.
Stargate Fans wake up to the sound of an unscheduled off world activation and Teal’c handing you a zat. 
Once Upon a Time Fans wake up with a vague sense of confusion, but then happiness builds up in their hearts as they look down at themselves and see they are a storybook character and the Curse has been broken at last.
Pirates of the Caribbean Fans wake up marooned on a desert island, head banging from the after effects of rum and too much sun, next to a highly annoyed Captain Jack Sparrow, watching the Black Pearl sail away under Barbossa’s command again.
Avengers fans wake up to another day fighting crime and protecting the city with the avengers.

Les Mis fans don’t wake up, because they died at the barricade

Whelp looks like fans of the walking dead are screwed

Homestuck fans wake up on Derse or Prospit. Then they wake up a second time back on their land.
Firefly fans wake up on Serenity with Kaylee offering them some tea.
Tamora Pierce fans wake up in Tortall, and realize they are late to page training.
Hetalians wake up at the world meeting. Or not, if they are Greece.

Rise of the Guardians fans wake up surfacing from a frozen lake with frost powers and without any knowledge of their life before that moment.

THIS.

Wreck-It-Ralp fans wake up and realize they partied too hard at the 30th Anniversary of Fix-It-Feliz Jr. And find themselves with an annoying kid with candy hair in Sugar Rush.
How To Train Your Dragons fans wake up and realize they’re missing their left leg and that they are able to train dragons.

hiccuptherunt:

justanotherrotgfreak:

sadieyuki:

precarioussanity:

lovelyandnumb:

youarethesentinels:

xjalfoy:


Potterheads
wake up from their nap in front of their common room’s fireplace with a half finished potions essay in front of them.

Whovians are woken up jolted from the captains seat while the TARDIS spins out of control and the Doctor flipping over the TARDIS controls.

Supernatural fans wake up on Bobby’s couch. Dean, Sam and Bobby just got news about a hunt and are about to call Cas for assistance.

Fringe fans wake up to tell Walter, Olivia and Peter about their experiences in the alternate reality.

Hangover fans wake up to find themselves in a completely fucked up situation in a trashed hotel room.

Gleeks wake up to find themselves sleeping in spanish class while Mr Shue drones on in spanish.

Torchwood fans wake up in the hub because of the loud make out session that Jack is having with Ianto in his office.

True Blood fans wake up buried underground, thirsting for blood.

Percy Jackson fans wake up to a new day of Demigod activities at Camp Half Blood.

The Hunger Games fans wake up… in the Hunger Games. The gamekeepers decided to fuck with them.

Pretty Little Liars fans wake up to the sound of a text message from A.

Gossip Girl fans wake up to Chuck, Dan and Nate in their bed. Oh yeaaaaaa.

Aiden Grimshaw fans wake up to being presidents of the Awesome People Party~

lord of the rings fans wake up in the shire on bilbo’s birthday and steal gandalf’s fireworks with merry and pippin.

trekkies wake up aboard the enterprise, preparing for alpha shift, tugging their respective tunics over their heads.

the legend of zelda fans wake up in hyrule, taking a break from their quest to sleep beneath a tree with epona.

psych fans wake up in the psych headquarters, wondering where their pineapple went.

the pacific fans wake up on peleliu. they’re surely fucked now.

buffy the vampire slayer fans wake up in the magic box before a hunt with buffy.

bioshock fans wake up in rapture, lying next to a splicer with a big daddy approaching.

Inception fans oh wait

X-Men fans wake up and realize they’re five minutes late to Professor X’s lecture on genetics.

Sherlock fans wake up on the couch at 221B Baker Street to Sherlock saying “obviously” and John cooking breakfast.

Starkid fans wake up on a distant planet surrounded by bugs… grody. Or maybe they wake up in Joey Richter’s bed. it’s not like anyone would complain

Portal fans wake up in the Enrichment Centre to Wheatley telling them they might have a minor case of eh… serious brain damage.

Avatar: TLA fans wake up to the yells of the Gaang, saying they have to get up and hop on Appa since those dangerous ladies are chasing them again.

Fullmetal Alchemist fans wake up… because someone said ‘short’ in Edward Elric’s presence. And fuck, sleeping is kinda hard with a shrimp of an alchemist yelling “WHO DID YOU CALL A PIPSQUEAK SO SMALL YOU WOULDN’T SEE HIM WITH A MICROSCOPE?!”

Sanctuary Fans wake up to an abnormal loose in the Sanctaury and Helen Magnus handing you a stun gun.

Stargate Fans wake up to the sound of an unscheduled off world activation and Teal’c handing you a zat. 

Once Upon a Time Fans wake up with a vague sense of confusion, but then happiness builds up in their hearts as they look down at themselves and see they are a storybook character and the Curse has been broken at last.

Pirates of the Caribbean Fans wake up marooned on a desert island, head banging from the after effects of rum and too much sun, next to a highly annoyed Captain Jack Sparrow, watching the Black Pearl sail away under Barbossa’s command again.

Avengers fans wake up to another day fighting crime and protecting the city with the avengers.

Les Mis fans don’t wake up, because they died at the barricade

Whelp looks like fans of the walking dead are screwed

Homestuck fans wake up on Derse or Prospit. Then they wake up a second time back on their land.

Firefly fans wake up on Serenity with Kaylee offering them some tea.

Tamora Pierce fans wake up in Tortall, and realize they are late to page training.

Hetalians wake up at the world meeting. Or not, if they are Greece.

Rise of the Guardians fans wake up surfacing from a frozen lake with frost powers and without any knowledge of their life before that moment.

THIS.

Wreck-It-Ralp fans wake up and realize they partied too hard at the 30th Anniversary of Fix-It-Feliz Jr. And find themselves with an annoying kid with candy hair in Sugar Rush.

How To Train Your Dragons fans wake up and realize they’re missing their left leg and that they are able to train dragons.

(via mother-gothell)

Filed under ahhhhh i love this uwu

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letlovespeaktoyou:


Most people say that it’s ridiculous to say that the Harry Potter books saved lives, but read this and you’ll change your perspective. Evanna Lynch, who plays Luna Lovegood in Harry Potter, once wrote to J.K. Rowling begging for at least a tiny role in one of the films. At the time she was young and was dying due to her anorexia. She mentioned it to J.K. and begged to have one part in the film before it was too late. J.K. Rowling responded with a deal: she’d give her a part if she got better. Evanna got better and never returned to her anorexia.

Reblog every time because 1. It’s fucking awesome. 2. She’s fucking gorgeous. and 3. Books save lives.

letlovespeaktoyou:

Most people say that it’s ridiculous to say that the Harry Potter books saved lives, but read this and you’ll change your perspective. Evanna Lynch, who plays Luna Lovegood in Harry Potter, once wrote to J.K. Rowling begging for at least a tiny role in one of the films. At the time she was young and was dying due to her anorexia. She mentioned it to J.K. and begged to have one part in the film before it was too late. J.K. Rowling responded with a deal: she’d give her a part if she got better. Evanna got better and never returned to her anorexia.

Reblog every time because 1. It’s fucking awesome. 2. She’s fucking gorgeous. and 3. Books save lives.

(Source: bookshelpmeescape, via 2-lazy-2-think-of-a-name)

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So if it’s fortune and adventure you seek, then Captain Edward Kenway’s your man. Only…don’t meddle in his private affairs, for there’s more mystery to that man than even I dare ask. 

(Source: aulstyne, via ingloriousbestards)

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Things you should NEVER say to different fandoms (feel free to add your own)

Whovians:
I skipped nine.
Potterheads:
They're just books.
Tolkienites:
Why didn't the eagles just drop them off?
Merlinians:
You must have known it was going to end like that.
Hunters:
I skipped the first three seasons to meet cas.
Disney:
Those are kids movies
Tributes:
Oh there's a love triangle? So it's the new Twilight.
Rise of the Guardians:
Jack Frost isn't real.
Assassins:
Desmond isn't important

Filed under oh god the Ass Creed one

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Closed RP with blackhawkconnorkenway

blackhawkconnorkenway:

“It doesn’t matter why you are a Templar, but you are one nonetheless,” he shot back at her, his eyes trained on her as he watched her carefully. His face stoic, he didn’t think he could be such a fool to not notice such a thing. He was usually so careful, but it raised a lot of questions as well. If she was a Templar, and knew his father, how did she not know who he was.

“That,” he snarled at her, “is none of your concern, I can assure you.”

Mags couldn’t help it any longer; she lapsed into a fit of giggles. There was nothing funny per se about the situation-merely her amusement to the man’s reactions. “Oh-is the Boy of The Woods touchy?” she snorted, raising an eyebrow in his direction

“But you see-you asked me questions and had the honor to truthfully answer them. Can you not do the same? Or is Pretty Boy scared to tell the truth?” she leered, icily crossing her arms as she glanced over to him. With a nonchalant shrug she relaxed her stiff stance and smiled coldly “So I’ll ask you again-what is your relation to Master Kenway?”

(Source: magskenway)